I found the world’s first men’s room hand dryer that actually works! Most hand dryers require a three-step process:

1. Press button.
2. Wave hands under air stream helplessly.
3. Wipe damp hands on trousers and exit restroom.

But this one is like the fucking Death Star of hand dryers–you stick your hands in there and WOOSH, you’re done. One step! We can send a man to the moon, but we can’t import these?

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