Part 3 in my ongoing series, “Why Boston Sucks.”

Celtics 1-3 since Christmas! Now they’re just the plain old 27-5 defending NBA champions. The Patriots missed the playoffs at 11-5, while the closest thing to an LA football team, the Chargers, are in at 8-8. The Red Sox missed out on Texeira.

At least you’ve got the Bruins, Boston. You know, the ones who haven’t won anything in 35 years.

Heh.