about

Hi, I’m Steve Coy. I live in Long Beach, CA, where I do a little of this and a little of that.

For money, I make other people’s websites. You can see some of them here. Although this isn’t entirely passionless, for xxxtreme to the maxxx fulfillment I write and play music. I also like using consonantz with tremendous Scrabble potential.

The goal? Something between professional rock superstardom and world domination. And while you may be thinking:

“Isn’t there already a professional rock star–a drummer, even–named Steve Coy? He spins me right ’round, baby, right ’round, like a record player.”

I guess so. But he wears at least 4 times as much eye makeup as I do. I’m also not a real estate broker in South Dakota, whose stranglehold on (me).com is not set to expire for a while. So if I want to establish myself as the #1 Steve Coy on the internet, this site’ll have to do.

In a former life I was a professional chef at some of LA’s best restaurants, including Melisse and Hatfield’s. I still cook stuff in cryovac bags, I just do it without people throwing shit at me.

Enjoy my absurd, demi-narcissistic photo gallery. When your dad owns a photography company, you’re kind of expected to have an absurd, demi-narcissistic photo gallery. I’m sorry! But only halfway sorry (it’s “demi,” remember?)