motley crue recap

I went to Motley Crüe last Friday (thanks Hobey for the ticket hook-up), where I learned a few things: Tommy Lee is the biggest dork in the world. Mick Mars and Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis might be the same person. Vince Neil sounds like a seven-year-old chick. In 2008, girls will still show their [...]

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I saw tera patrick's boobies

Yeah yeah yeah, so has everyone. But I saw them live and in person. You know what else I saw? Her muffin top. And her surgically-ravaged face. Gross. I remember whacking it to her in the early 2000′s, before she got her falsies and decided she didn’t want to be Asian. And now? All those [...]

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