URGENT NEWS BULLETIN 2

I’m on the last leg of my journey home, I’ve been awake for around 48 hours, I feel, look and smell like a bag of crap, but look what I found in the Minneapolis airport! It’s like they read my thoughts (or maybe even my blog)

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URGENT NEWS BULLETIN

I found the world’s first men’s room hand dryer that actually works! Most hand dryers require a three-step process: Press button. Wave hands under air stream helplessly. Wipe damp hands on trousers and exit restroom. But this one is like the fucking Death Star of hand dryers–you stick your hands in there and WOOSH, you’re [...]

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