Stevealicious » hand dryers http://stevealicious.com Steve Coy eats the internet all by himself Thu, 02 Sep 2010 22:20:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 URGENT NEWS BULLETIN 2 http://stevealicious.com/445 http://stevealicious.com/445#comments Sun, 14 Sep 2008 13:36:35 +0000 stevecoy http://stevealicious.com/blog/urgent-news-bulletin-2/ I’m on the last leg of my journey home, I’ve been awake for around 48 hours, I feel, look and smell like a bag of crap, but look what I found in the Minneapolis airport! It’s like they read my thoughts (or maybe even my blog)

]]> http://stevealicious.com/445/feed 0 URGENT NEWS BULLETIN http://stevealicious.com/277 http://stevealicious.com/277#comments Mon, 08 Sep 2008 13:42:29 +0000 stevecoy http://stevealicious.com/?p=277 I found the world’s first men’s room hand dryer that actually works! Most hand dryers require a three-step process:

  1. Press button.
  2. Wave hands under air stream helplessly.
  3. Wipe damp hands on trousers and exit restroom.

But this one is like the fucking Death Star of hand dryers–you stick your hands in there and WOOSH, you’re done. One step! We can send a man to the moon, but we can’t import these?

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