miami day 2 – the greatest night in the history of ever

Note: Shortly after posting this in its original form, I received an angry phone call from one of the protagonists. So I’ve obscured certain details, which, hopefully, don’t detract from the story. It’s amazing how much better life gets when your primary concern is enjoying yourself rather than parking your car. If Day 1 was [...]

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Miami day 1 part 2: the cuban sandwich crisis

“Why you at the bar if you ain’t poppin’ the bottles? What good is all the fame if you ain’t fuckin’ the models?” - Nelly As it turns out, it wouldn’t have mattered if I were driving a Tonka truck, because as it turns out, cars are just about the most useless things you can [...]

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Miami day 1: dodge charger saga

I just landed @ Ft. Lauderdale airport after the red-eye from Long Beach. When I made my car reservation, I was promised a Dodge Charger (asterisk alert: *or equivalent). So I immediately conjured up this image of driving around in this hot car with this hot Swede (more on her later). When I got to [...]

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