Tagged: "schadenfreude"

eff you boston, eff you so hard

Part 3 in my ongoing series, “Why Boston Sucks.” Celtics 1-3 since Christmas! Now they’re just the plain old 27-5 defending NBA champions. The Patriots missed the playoffs at 11-5, while the closest thing to an LA football team, the Chargers, are in at 8-8. The Red Sox missed out on Texeira. At least you’ve [...]

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Suck it SC

9/26/2008

$C 21, Oregon State 27 I’m not saying my football team is any good. I’m not saying we didn’t lose 59-0 to a bunch of Mormons. But then, we’re not supposed to be the #1 team in the country. Figures that the lads from the University of Small Cocks couldn’t lick the Beavers to save [...]

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suck it tom brady

9/8/2008

Tom Brady=Out for the year. Between this and the Patriots losing the last Super Bowl to a Manning, I’m almost ready to call it even with the Celtics sweeping the Lakers in 6 games. Go cry in Gisele’s bosoms, you butt-chinned prick.

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