Part 3 in my ongoing series, “Why Boston Sucks.”
Celtics 1-3 since Christmas! Now they’re just the plain old 27-5 defending NBA champions. The Patriots missed the playoffs at 11-5, while the closest thing to an LA football team, the Chargers, are in at 8-8. The Red Sox missed out on Texeira.
At least you’ve got the Bruins, Boston. You know, the ones who haven’t won anything in 35 years.
Heh.
I’m not saying my football team is any good. I’m not saying we didn’t lose 59-0 to a bunch of Mormons. But then, we’re not supposed to be the #1 team in the country. Figures that the lads from the University of Small Cocks couldn’t lick the Beavers to save their lives/season.
What am I paying you idiots for?
Tom Brady=Out for the year. Between this and the Patriots losing the last Super Bowl to a Manning, I’m almost ready to call it even with the Celtics sweeping the Lakers in 6 games. Go cry in Gisele’s bosoms, you butt-chinned prick.
Happiness is a shredded knee