Tagged: "shows"
motley crue recap
I went to Motley Crüe last Friday (thanks Hobey for the ticket hook-up), where I learned a few things: Tommy Lee is the biggest dork in the world. Mick Mars and Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis might be the same person. Vince Neil sounds like a seven-year-old chick. In 2008, girls will still show their [...]
Read More/CommentI saw tera patrick's boobies
Yeah yeah yeah, so has everyone. But I saw them live and in person. You know what else I saw? Her muffin top. And her surgically-ravaged face. Gross. I remember whacking it to her in the early 2000′s, before she got her falsies and decided she didn’t want to be Asian. And now? All those [...]
Read More/CommentI'm a Persian Pop Star!
So I got this gig playing Persian techno music with this guy. That should be enough of a punch line, but on Saturday we played–excuse me, “played”–at the Pierce College Persian Peace Party or something. It was in the valley. I pretended to play an electronic drumset that wasn’t plugged in. All this was in [...]
Read More/CommentSee me play Saturday Sept 20 @ 6pm
At the Santa Monica Bar and Grille, I’ll be playing jazz (pronounced “yaz”) with saxophonist Dave Brennan and friends. Located on Pico just west of Centinela. Admission is free. We’re playing 3 sets from 6-9, so stop by sometime for some xxxtreme tuneage. And once you’re there, order a lot of drinks as that’s the [...]
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